Late night DJ Andrew Serfontein takes on permanent law student, Xoliswa Mtulu-Dotwana. Meanwhile, weighing in with a bagful of housewife titbits is Mariska Schewitz, up against self-styled vamp, Her Naughtiness Jill Wakeford.

Happy housewife Schewitz hosts the first dinner party, and topics for the night range from stripping, tripping and breasts, turning balding bachelor Serftontein’s cheeks as red as the tomato tartlet.

Night two falls to Serfontein to host, and though determined to be the ladies man for the evening, he ends up becoming ‘just one of the girls’, according to the gender-skewed jury at least. Charmed by their male slave, the girls have a wild night, and after a lip-smacking dessert and some naughty double entendre’s, the taxi ride home has a certain glow about it.

Night three is loaded with expectation, and Wakefield doesn’t disappoint. From a hilariously tasteful round of Come Dare With Me, to a sexy snoop in her not-so-secret drawer, ending with not-so-innocent Serfontein trussed up like a leather chicken.

Permanent law student Mtulu-Dotwana takes up the baton for the final night, where a snoop around her mansion sees the guests almost lost in the cavernous walk-in show room. Back at the dinner table, will her butternut soup, rack of lamb mains and tiramisu dessert do the trick? The answer my friend is blowing in the PE wind.

This episode of Come Dine with Me SA will air on Monday, 11 November at 20:00 on BBC Entertainment, channel 120 on DStv.